He boiled for your sins. Ramen. But seriously… If you want to wear a colander on your head, that’s your business, but may I suggest that you have a separate colander for your food? I think this Spaghetti Monster Colander is perfect for both of these options.
The spaghetti monster colander is yellow in color, with two eyes that protrude out of the sides that double as handles. Plus it’s of course filled with a lot of holes (obviously).
It’s 100% food safe, is BPA free, measures 19.5 inches x 12.2 inches x 8.6 inches, and is dishwasher safe so it’s super easy to clean up when you’re done using it.